Matapos ang dinner sa isang resto…
ITALIAN: “Deliziosa Cena!” FRENCH: “Delicieux Diner!” AMERICAN: “Such a delicious dinner!” PINOY: “Pakibalot ito!”
In a petshop, customer talks to a parrot.
CUSTOMER: hoy!!! Can you talk ha??? Bobo!!!
PARROT: yes I can!!!! Ikaw? Can you fly ha? Can you fly? Gago!
HHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL : D
uaremyhappyending: Latest from Nursery Schools: A- Apple, B- Bluetooth, C- Chat, D- Download, E- Email, F- Facebook, G- Google, H- HewlettPackard, I- Iphone, J- Java, K- Kingston, L- Laptop, M- Messenger, N- Nero, O- Orkut, P- Picasa, Q- Quicktime, R- RAM, S- Server, T- TouchScreen, U- Usb, V- Vista, W- WiFi, X- XP, Y- YouTube, Z- Zorpia.
7 "UPs" for a wonderful life:
1. Wake UP. Decide to have a good day. 2. Dress UP. Put on a smile each day. 3. Shut UP. Learn to listen. 4. Stand UP for what you believe in. 5. Look UP to the Lord 6. Reach UP for something higher. 7. Lift UP all your prayers to the Lord. Get HIGH with GOD! Have a good day! God bless us always!
Kid: Grandpa, how did you and Grandma met? - - - - - Grandpa: It all started with a Friend Request :”]
The past can hurt you, but the way I see it, you can run from it or learn from...– Rafiki (via tigercookie)