May 2011
GF: Promise me you won’t love any other girl after me. BF: Di ko matutupad yan. GF: So, may susunod pa pala sakin? :’( BF: Oo, kamukha mo pa tapos tatawagin ka nyang, MAMA.. :)
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at higit sa lahat, yung mga taong may trabaho, naiistorbo mo pa! Kaya pag may problema ka! txt mo ko.. -EMPI 75 -NESTEA 10 -YELO 5 BOY BAWANG 10
posted at fb by: Maureene Bugayong-Roy
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Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrows keep you Human, Failures keep you humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going!
By: Alexander The Great..
posted at FB by Eryx Dela Paz
ANG BULOL NA APO
lola: apo, sabihin mo sa lolo mo magpapahilot ako at antok na antok na ko. apo: yoyo,papaiyot daw yoya,antot na antot na. lolo: wala aq sa mood,tulog na! apo: yoya waya na daw yoyo ta mood, tuyot na!
…. ang ngumiti green! NYAHAHA!
posted at fb by: Bryan Velasquez
RT: After his failed prophesy, new end of the world date, revised by Harold Camping to October 21, 2011
tengene mo!!!
SIR: Juan how do you face ur problems??? answer me in english… JUAN: sir i did not boobs it sir..! SIR: lintik na bata ka anong I DID NOT BOOBS IT kailan kapa natutung mag bastos??? JUAN: sir i said HINDI KO DINIDIBDIB.! . . . . . WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. … .
posted at FB by Déxtér Frânçìscø
“The ultimate measure of man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via lifeisliterallylimited)
Boy 1: pare! nagalit sa’kin gf ko! tsk.. Boy 2: bakit? Boy 1: tinanong ko kasi kung anong gusto niyang regalo sa pasko.. sabi naman niya basta daw may diamonds.. Boy 2: eh anu bang binigay mo? - - - Boy 1: baraha!
posted at FB by Déxtér Frânçìscø
ANG SiNGLE ~
parang kutsara, kelangan ng tinidor . Baso na kelangan ng tubig. Lapis na kelangan ng papel . Buhok na kelangan ng suklay . Tenga na kelangan ng hikaw . - - - At AKO na kelangan si iKAW ! <3
posted at FB by Déxtér Frânçìscø
A mountain of Red Cars
March 19, 1956: Old Pacific Electric red cars sit at Terminal Island junkyard, awaiting dismantling to become scrap metal.
After World War ll, the Pacific Electric Railway system was slowly dismantled — replaced by buses and freeways.
As reported in the March 19, 1956, Los Angeles Times, many of the cars were broken up for scrap:
A host of ghosts hovers over a monumental boneyard...
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we...”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (via melissapdr)
Overheard guards saying, “Isang oras na lang magugunaw na mundo” Sabay nagtawanan sila.
Brb..
meron bang ganun dito?
“People will always throw stones on you. Its up to you whether to hit them with...”
– ~~ Maureene Bugayong-Roy
(Anak at Nanay)
Nanay: naku! Anak! Lumabas ka dyan sa kwarto! Nasusunog ang bahay natin! Anak: waaaah! Nay,! sandali lang! Ipopost ko lang sa FB! . . . . . . . Nanay: bilisan mo! At buksan mo na din account ko.. share mo!! . . ahaha FB addicts ang mag-ina! >:))
from Déxtér Frânçìscø
R18
Tatay: o, Juan nasaan ate mo? Juan: Tay! yun boyfrend ni ate may dala po baril.. Tatay: Ha..? Nasaan siya? Juan: Andun po sa kwarto ni Ate. Narinig ko po kc si ate, sabi nya sa bf nya sa labas daw po IPUTOK..! Tatay: Anak nang….!
Boy & Girl: →
superglenntot:
Boy: Hon, paano kapag nalaman mo na may mahal na akong iba?
Girl: Wala lang.. Huhugutin ko lang ang throat mo at isasaksak sa baga mo, then dudukutin ko yung eyes mo at ipapakain sa mga aso natin. Tapos yung heart mo ibeblender ko with your other internal organs. Tapos yung sword of glory mo puputulin ko at isasabit sa door natin, then susunugin kita ng buhay and after that...
“Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of...”
– Mother Theresa (via yettheworldkeepsgoingon)
Boy & Girl:
superglenntot:
BOY: Miss, may FB ka ?
GIRL: Yep! why?
BOY: Add mo naman ako..
GIRL: Sure!
BOY: (bumanat) eh BF, meron ka? :”>
GIRL: Yep! Marami..GUSTO MO ADD RIN KITA?!
o ha!!
I dont
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from Déxtér Frânçìscø (Bloodymaregrandchase)
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Joke ni tsip
PULIS: anong itsura ng nangrape sayo? VICTIM: Yellow po ung buhok, tapos nakatayo tas orange ang damit. PULIS: Naku Hepe mahihirapan tayo hulihin ang suspect nito. HEPE: At bakit? PULIS: Baka po kasi si SAN GOKU o kaya si NARUTO yan eh.
Got a headache...Togmolodon...
gamot sa masakit ang ulo..ahahaha…
Maalala mo kaya...
Forward lang sa e-mail ko ito. Kinabag ako katatawa dito lalo na dun sa reply ni Ate Charo kaya naisipan kong i-share. Enjoy!
Dear Ate Charo, Thank you for considering this letter of mine. I’m writing about Ben. We’re in our twenties and both work in Makati. In fact, we used to be officemates. I’ve known him for almost two years and all the time, I’ve been...
