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“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”

– Mark Twain (via girlwithoutwings)

Mar 31st

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Thirty years ago, on March 30, 1981, an attempt was made to assassinate President Ronald Reagan in Washington, D.C. At 2:27 p.m., as the president walked to his limousine outside the Washington Hilton after a speaking engagement, John Hinckley Jr. stepped out from a crowd less than 20 feet from the president, raised a .22-caliber pistol, and fired. Press Secretary James Brady was...

Mar 29th

By Luis Sinco, Los Angeles Times The road out of Bin Jawwad looked like rush hour on the 405 Freeway as the rebels ran for their lives today after taking a pounding from forces loyal to Libyan leader Moammar Kadafi. With no air cover from the allied Western powers, the rebels faced the enemy completely on their own — and again were outgunned and overmatched. Initial reports had...

Mar 29th

Pari, nagmimisa..

Pari: Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?
 *Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae*
Pari: Si lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad niyo lola?
Lola: 98
Pari: Tingnan niyo si Lola, 98 na, walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayo kagalit lola?
Lola: Patay na ang mga putaena! Wahahaha.

Mar 29th

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Order TAKER

Posted on - Popong: Waiter! Rigor: Yes sir? Popong: Mukang masarap yung ulam nung manong sa kabilang table ah, bigyan mo nga ako nung kinakain nya. Rigor: Hindi pwede sir, kinakain pa nya ‘e. Order na lang din kayo ng ganon. Popong: Loko ka ang pilosopo mo ah! Tawagin mo manager mo! Manager: May problemo po ba? Popong: Etong waiter nyo, sabi ko bigyan nya ako nung kinakain nung manong...

Mar 29th

Hayok

Isang malamig na gabi, natutulog ang mag-asawang si Ridrigo at Selma, nang biglang… “Crash!” May lalakeng bumasag sa salamin ng bintana at pumasok sa kwarto nila. Gulat ang mag-asawa at hindi makakilos sa takot. Hinablot ng lalake si Ridrigo, pinaupo sa sahig at tinali ang paa’t kamay. Pagkatapos ay tinali naman sa kama si Selma habang nakadikit ang muka nya sa leeg ng ...

Mar 29th

"Filipino Hospitality" →

Posted on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - Mameng: Baldo! Baldo: Baket? Mameng: Sino ba yang bisita ng anak natin? Baldo: Ewan, nakilala daw nya sa chat. Binisita daw sya ‘e. Taga Australia yata. Mameng: Ano bang salita sa Australia? Baldo: Edi Australian. Mameng: Marunong ka ba non? Baldo: Oo naman! Parang English lang yun ‘e. Mameng: Hayup ka, hindi ka naman marunong mag-english...

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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“Two persons who have chosen each other out of all the species with a design to...”

– Joseph Addison

Mar 29th

God wants you To know

iamryna: Let tears take out all the agony that is hidden inside you, and let laughter ignite your contagious joy.

Mar 28th

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Ligot Family Response Generator

lunaalapaapatulan: mosquitopress: Mosquito Press has devised an innovative tool to help senators question former comptroller Jacinto Ligot, and his wife, Erlinda. Introducing the Ligot Family Response Generator! Click through to use. Mas maganda pa nga yatang magtanong sa Magic 8 ball eh. tamang kalimot…ahahahaha…

Mar 27th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and...”

– Colin Powell via @Alexandria06 (via the-real-i-heart-quotes)

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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“Music is the invisible world made visible through sound.”

– Anonymous (via thirty-second-note)

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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“A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.”

– Scrubs | xsmiiles (via quote-book)

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Pare1: Pare, ang lakas ng boses mo kagabi, tuwang tuwa ako, mukhang natuto ka nang lumaban kay mare! Pare2: Wala sya kgabi pare! kaya nagpraktis ako! :)

Mar 22nd